A brief history of linguistic aggravation (I)

Words change their meanings all the time, and that infuriates the language scolds.Almost all words change their meanings. This is one of the aspects of language that is firmly established. It ought to be evident to all of us that words will take on new meanings, as we generally find it confusing to read writing […]

Words change their meanings all the time, and that infuriates the language scolds.
Almost all words change their meanings. This is one of the aspects of language that is firmly established. It ought to be evident to all of us that words will take on new meanings, as we generally find it confusing to read writing that is more than a few hundred years old: Many of the words carry a different significance than we give to them today.
Even the most dogmatic language purist accepts this concept. They may wistfully look back on some long-ago time as being the Edenic period of our language, but they will not attempt to start a conversation in Chaucerian verse as they know no one would understand them. Yet accepting that semantic drift occurs and liking it are not the same thing.
You will rarely, if ever, hear someone extolling the beauty of a word that has recently taken on some delicate new shade of meaning; it is far more likely that you will hear them complain that the word is losing its specificity or losing its meaning altogether. However, it is frequently the case that the meaning being defended is not actually the original meaning of the word in question, merely the one that is preferred by the person doing the defending.
In April 2012, the Associated Press announced, “We now support the modern usage of hopefully,” which, in certain circles, was tantamount to saying “We now support beating baby seals to death with a copy of Webster’s Third New International Dictionary.” The fact that they made this announcement by tweeting it served only to increase the ire of those who have long defended us from this onslaught against permissive semantic drift in our adverbs. The Washington Post fulminated, “The barbarians have done it, finally infiltrated a remaining bastion of order in a linguistic wasteland.”
What is this “modern usage” of hopefully that the AP referred to? In a nutshell, it is the word when used to indicate “it is to be hoped” or “I hope that,” as opposed to the older sense, which is “in a hopeful manner.” The ire expressed by The Washington Post is not an uncommon reaction to the expanded meaning of hopefully; few words in the 20th century have had the power to so irritate people.
The 1975 Harper’s Dictionary of Contemporary Usage gave a number of distinguished writers, academics, and public figures a list of words and phrases and asked them to comment on whether they found them acceptable or not. Hopefully, when used in the phrase “Hopefully, the war will soon be ended,” elicited exactly the kind of sober and nonjudgmental responses that one expects from people opining on language use.
Phyllis McGinley, the Pulitzer Prize-winning poet, replied, “’Hopefully’ so used is an abomination and its adherents should be lynched.” T. Harry Williams, the famed biographer, wrote that it was “the most horrible usage of our time.” Hal Borland, an author and journalist for The New York Times, said, “I have fought this for some years, will fight it until I die. It is barbaric, illiterate, offensive, damnable, and inexcusable.”
There was a widespread opinion among these pundits that the “it is to be hoped” use of hopefully was recent. As is so often the case, the practice that was being prescribed against happened to be considerably older than supposed. It was not a creation of the 19th or even the 18th century. Hopefully reared its ugly head in the middle of the 17th century, in a translation of Montaigne’s essays, printed in London in 1648.
Why does hopefully, used in this nonstandard fashion, rub so many the wrong way? There have been a range of arguments made against it. Some critics claim that this use of hopefully is incorrect because it is an adverb and adverbs should modify a verb, rather than a whole sentence. This argument has a certain kind of logic on its side, provided that the person doing the arguing is prepared to ignore that there are a large number of sentence-modifying adverbs that have been used in English for many hundreds of years.
The word “surely” often functions in much the same way that the disputed form of hopefully does. If one writes “Surely you are joking” the intended meaning is not “you are telling a joke in a manner that is sure.” This use of surely, used to qualify a statement rather than a verb, has been in use since the late 14th century. Truly, in the sense of emphasising a statement (“Truly, I had no idea she was your mother”), has a similar lineage, appearing in English with regularity since the late 13th century.
Among people who might be described as having at least a passing regard for the English language, there are few instances of usage that evoke a desire to mutilate more than the perceived misuse of literally. Whether the listeners/readers literally desire to mutilate those who misuse this word or whether they are literally hopping mad, I cannot say, but it does seem as though this particular instance of semantic broadening leaves many people feeling particularly peevish. More so than almost any other word, literally has become the shibboleth that people who “care about language” wave about to show just how much they care. Such emotion in linguistic guardianship deserves closer regard.
The issue here is that some people (we might call them the Figurativists) use the word literally as an intensifier or in a figurative sense (“I literally vomited up my soul when you said that”), while others think that they should not do this (“No, you did not – souls cannot be vomited”). In fact, the second group of people (we may call them the Literalists) feel quite strongly about the matter: Many of them believe that such misuse of this word brands one as an imbecile and so lacking in couth as to be below pity. The Literalists are of the opinion that literally should never be used in place of figuratively. It should apparently never be used at all, unless, of course, one means to say that something happened in an extremely literal fashion.
Reprinted from Bad English by Ammon Shea by arrangement with Perigee, a member of Penguin Group (USA) LLC, a Penguin Random House Company, ©2014 by Ammon Shea.