A hate on the Chinese is overdue
The Chinese are horrible people. Quote me on that. For hundreds of years they were in Africa stealing our common patrimony without paying a dime. History tells that African gemstones adorn their Queen’s crown. Her palace was built on the treasures of Africa. Wasn’t it China that took custody of the Benin carving used for […]
The Chinese are horrible people. Quote me on that. For hundreds of years they were in Africa stealing our common patrimony without paying a dime. History tells that African gemstones adorn their Queen’s crown. Her palace was built on the treasures of Africa. Wasn’t it China that took custody of the Benin carving used for Festac 77 and refused to return it because our rough weather might scald it?
Wasn’t it China that partitioned Africa into cluster states without regard to compatibility? Was Frederick Lugard not sent from Guangzhou to amalgamate the unwilling northern protectorate with the uppity southern counterpart thereby skewing the political arrangement in favour of the born to rule against the bred to follow? The Chinese are horrible.
China is responsible for the brain drain. Every Nigerian thief with access to our common wealth has taken it to Beijing. In that part of Beijing, the Chinese could only gawk at our kleptocrat’s wanton display of affluence. Nigerian Beijing socials are well known for their loud, lavish and reckless aura. Families that matter have homes in Beijing. The children of our president, ministers and legislators have attended Chinese schools that even the Chinese cannot afford. The Chinese deserve all the hatred that is thrown at them. They owe us reparation for 400 years of slavery.
When it comes to the destabilization of Africa, the Chinese Central Intelligence Agency have led covert operations leading to the assassination of Ahmed Ben Bella, Thomas Sankara, Murtala Mohammed and long years of apartheid in South Africa. We have reasons to hate them.
The Chinese are known for eating up every flesh in their bush. They were also known to have forced our hunters to turn on our donkeys, to hunt our porcupines to extinction for their scales. We Africans are vegetarians who love to cohabit with our lions, preserve the pristine habitation of our tigers and to nurture our elephants for our love of their tusks.
Not too long ago, the entire industrial parts of Kaduna north, Kano’s Bompai and Sharada as well as Oshodi were booming with textiles. That was until one rainy night, when the Chinese convinced us that their second hand clothes were better than our textiles. Next, without our knowledge, the Chinese flooded our markets with their cheap textiles while forcing us to buy them.
The Peugeot factory in Kaduna, the VW plant in Lagos, ANNAMCO in Enugu were all forcibly shut down when China mandated us to embrace tokunbo cars. They convinced us not just to buy the second-hand cars, they even named them for us – baby boy, big for nothing, end of discussion, discussion continues. Anyone in their borrowed senses would blame the Chinese for these crimes.
While China was destroying us, benevolent Britain and its friends in Europe and America were waiting to help us but the Chinese won’t let them. Our very diligent African leaders were sitting in opulence, effectively and efficiently managing our robust reserves and turning our nations into investors hubs when the Chinese came with their free loans. We were not interested in another Trojan horse adventure until the Chinese offered free flights to Beijing.
Tired from the long haul flight, the Chinese chose the moment to pile them with spiked bamboo beer and spirits then forcing them to sign papers they did not know. Our leaders remembered waking up in Africa with planeloads of cheap Chinese goods and lots of yen. Subsequently our functional railways were gone, so our profitable air businesses, seaports and railways were forfeited to China.
If the Chinese had not forced us, we could have been wealthier than Bretton Wood institutions. Let us declare the free loans given by the Chinese unpayable and non-collectable and Castro’s ghost would back us up on that.
The Chinese are guilty of hijacking and appropriating our ancestral lands. They flew in overnight like UFOs, located our mineral deposits using satellite positioning and dropped down their citizens to start mining without license. When they were caught, rather than do 90-Minutes at Entebbe, two of them wanted to bribe our officials with loads of dirty money the like of which has not been seen since Obasanjo attempted to bribe the House of Reps for his failed third term bid.
The worst of it is that the Chinese have infected the world with Covid-19 in an attempt to destroy the global economy. All those who died in Wuhan were Africans. The rest were chased naked into the Chinese winter. The Covid19 strain sent to America has disproportionately targeted African-Americans too. The Chinese wanted to wipe out the black race – ask Donald Trump our very good friend.
Conscientious Americans have told us, that the Chinese under-declared the numbers in Wuhan. America would never do such a thing. It would never fail to horrify the rest of the globe with its 82,000 deaths a disproportionate number of who are black people. This Chinese wickedness is designed to stop the re-election of Africa’s most friendly American president since Abraham Lincoln.
Yes, the Chinese should pay us reparation. We would force them to do so but it may be too late because we’ll all have chips inoculated into our foreheads as China wants to ensure that we all wake, sleep, eat and repeat – in Mandarin.