Now that you are back, Baba
How was your trip? And the persistent ear problem? I heard they gave you some antibiotics, something our doctors can also give here at Yusuf Dantsoho hospital (you see what Malam Nasir El-Rufai did there?) But you are already used to your UK doctors since mid-70s. You should say thank you to Hon. Yakubu Dogara, […]
How was your trip? And the persistent ear problem? I heard they gave you some antibiotics, something our doctors can also give here at Yusuf Dantsoho hospital (you see what Malam Nasir El-Rufai did there?) But you are already used to your UK doctors since mid-70s. You should say thank you to Hon. Yakubu Dogara, because of our Speaker, Resident Doctors shelved their strike, for a week, only a week. I thought you said no one should travel out of the country for medicals.
Since you left there had been big announcements from the office. Ambassadorial list, Baba who are these new diplomats: Belgem, Cobham, Niman, Kadiri, Gonglong, Paragauda, Gasharga. Where are they from? In any case I hope you know that there’s no nominee from Plateau and Ondo states. Is it because there’s no clear constitutional obligation for that? Some states have two, some even three, you could have picked someone from Plateau, Northern part of the state, since they can’t get any position at the state and federal level because they are ‘settlers’. Again Akabueze and Tijjani swapped position in the budget, that’s a good one. You even sacked Niger Delta Power Holding Company DG from the United Kingdom. CBN boss finally had the guts to ‘kill’ the Naira because you are in far away in London, he should know that your ears and throat are well, now. Naira is floating, Mr. President is flying.
Ehen! Late M.K.O’s family are demanding some little things from a former general, Late Abiola’s full entitlement package as former President, and Afenifere wants you to release the 1993 annulled elections’ result. IBB came back from Germany hours after that, where he ‘died’ just like former first lady who ‘died’ record 7 times there. You said soccer loves you after Nigeria win that Under-something trophy under your time again, we lost 2 coaches in just 3 days also. I don’t understand how soccer loves you here. Former Nigerian coaches are visiting Pastors day and night. Let me say this in case, OPC is calling for the re-structuring of Nigeria, Gani Adams said how can one man control even car plates number from Abuja, even Turaki Atiku called for ‘True federalism’ though he made some U-turn. You discuss this when he visited you in London? Again this Kachikwu ceasefire and Niger Delta… Ehm.
Did Babachir tell you that CAN have elected new President? Papa Ayo is gone, can we now look into that South Africa jet and weapons story. Okay, that again, MTN fine has been slashed by NCC.
Former President Jonathan said you were lying, you’re investigating him and he didn’t left the treasury empty (maybe he emptied the treasury), if it was true, how did you paid bail-outs? I heard another loan is coming, is that man in Ekiti illegible too, so he can resume work?
When Nigerians were waiting for you back, your VP said you’ve postponed the trip; federal high court also adjourned your case ‘indefinitely’. That Abuja lawyer is saying you should be disqualified and INEC should issue fresh certificate to Jonathan Goodluck. I hope you are coming back with that Cambridge certificate. I must tell you that FIRS’ Fowler made over 300 secret announcements. You’ve done nothing about CBN’s case, Baba.
I’m here praying for you this Ramadan, and for Zarah also to get a good husband, good one like me. I’ll soon apply for N-power.
Muhammad Malumfashi, [email protected]