The Tragic Emails Of Abu Shekau
FROM: [email protected] TO: [email protected] SUBJECT: HELP!!! DATE: Sept 2, 2016 To whose it may consign I don’t know how is doing me in dis Sambisa. Suffering too much, help, we needed food – dose infidels hav close boarder & air forcis is distubin 2 much S * FROM: [email protected] TO: [email protected] SUBJECT: Fwd: HELP!!! […]
FROM: [email protected]
SUBJECT: HELP!!!
DATE: Sept 2, 2016
To whose it may consign
I don’t know how is doing me in dis Sambisa. Suffering too much, help, we needed food – dose infidels hav close boarder & air forcis is distubin 2 much
S
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FROM: [email protected]
SUBJECT: Fwd: HELP!!!
DATE: Sept 3, 2016
I resending dis pls chek ur male
>>To whose it may consign
>>I don’t know how is doing me in dis Sambisa. Suffering too much, help, we needed food – dose infidels hav close boarder & air forcis is distubin 2 much
S
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FROM: [email protected]
SUBJECT: Fwd: Fwd: HELP!!! PLS CHEK MALE!!
DATE: Sept 3, 2016
Do u coping me? We ar dying here!
>> I resending dis pls chek ur male
>>To whose it may consign
>>I don’t know how is doing me in dis Sambisa. Suffering too much, help, we needed food – dose infidels hav close boarder & air forcis is distubin 2 much
S
*
FROM: [email protected]
SUBJECT: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: HELP!!!
DATE: Sept 5, 2016
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>> Do u coping me? We ar dying here!
>> I resending dis pls chek ur male
>>To whose it may consign
>>I don’t know how is doing me in dis Sambisa. Suffering too much, help, we needed food – dose infidels hav close boarder & air forcis is distubin 2 much
S
*
FROM: [email protected]
SUBJECT: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: HELP!!!
DATE: Sept 7, 2016
Dont evn boarder 2 repli again. We r no mor pledgen alijanc 2 u. May USA n Obama wip u out wit bomb
>>> ??????????????????????????????????????????????
>> Do u coping me? We ar dying here!
>> I resending dis pls chek ur male
>>To whose it may consign
>>I don’t know how doin is me in dis Sambisa. Suffering too much, help, we needed food – dose infidels hav close boarder & air forcis is distubin 2 much
S
*
FROM: [email protected]
SUBJECT: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: HELP!!!
DATE: Sept 13, 2016
This is to acknowledge receipt of your email. We apologize for the delayed response. Our servers were hacked by a group of Infidel Hackers. Our back-up Helpdesk will reply shortly.
FROM: [email protected]
SUBJECT: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: HELP!!!
DATE: Sept 13, 2016
Dear Mr Shekau, we have just been notified that you are no longer recognized as the official representative of ISWAP. To carry on this conversation, you will need to supply documentary evidence in the form of an Appeal, disproving this allegation.
All Appeals must be accompanied by a bank draft of $1,000,000 only, or its equivalent in Bitcoins, or high-grade crude oil.
Please note that our verdicts on submitted Appeals are final, and cannot be questioned.
*
FROM: [email protected]
SUBJECT: Re: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: HELP!!!
DATE: Sept 13, 2016
Ur Papa na b*st*d. Shegeh ubanka!
FROM: [email protected]
TO: bbc; reuters; ap; saharaR; Wikileaks; TheCable;
CC:
SUBJECT: NEW VIDEO !
DATE: Sept 14, 2016
Pls c attach. New v ideo where am sayn no retreet no sorenda. Pls tel army ppl dt dey kil 8 shekau but dey we nevA kil numba 9 becuase afta 9 no mor again
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FROM: [email protected]
SUBJECT: URRRRRGEENNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
DATE: Sept 14, 2016
Pls help URGENNNTTTTTT!!!!!!!
Even if u we not asist wit logesstic or moni, pls asist to saved awa lyf
Aw do I recoil Email? I attach wrongly. I ATTACH SEXY TAPE AND FILM OF STRATEGIY MEETN INSTED OF ‘NO RETREET NO SORENDA’ VIDEO.
PLS ASIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*
FROM: [email protected]
CC: NG Army; NG AirForce; NG Police; FBI; DSS; NIA; Mi6
SUBJECT: Re: NEW VIDEO !
DATE: Sept 20, 2016
Dear Mr ‘9-Lives’ Shekau,
Thank you for the very useful email. We welcome you to take a look out of your tent window. You’re welcome.
See you in hell.
MO
First published on The Interview.
*Ogunlesi is the Special Assistant on Digital/New Media to President Muhammadu Buhari.